Dear [Your Friend’s First Name Here],
Your friend [Your First Name Here] thought I should send you a note. I’m the banana that’s been in your bag since last Tuesday. And now I’ve been in here so long, battered and bruised by your cell phone and keys, that you’re afraid to take me out.
The fact is, I’m not tough enough to keep up with your busy lifestyle. But the good news is now there’s Pineapple Banana Fruit2day, real fruit bits in a blend of rich juice. It's all natural, has no added sugar and only 110-120 calories per bottle. It’s a new way to enjoy fruit like me. You’ll find it in the produce section.
Oh, and be sure to bring this 75¢ off coupon.
Yours in bits,
Banana